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“Mabel, should we really be in here? The sign said ‘KEEP OUT’.”

Mabel and her new bud, Pacifica Northwest, slipped into her newly discovered great uncles lab.

“Uncle Ford is off in the woods with Dipper. Something about a possibly world ending plague of extra-dimensional zombie beavers. I wasn’t really paying attention.”

Pacifica thought about questioning that, but Mabel grabbed something sciency off the shelf before she could.

“Check it out! It says it’s a ‘What you’ll look like’ ray!”

Mabel pointed it at herself, pulling the trigger. Which produced a hologram of a grown up her.

“Wow. I’m gonna grow up hot!”

She handed the device to Pacifica.

“Like I need this. I already know I’ll be hot when I grow up.”

She set it aside, keeping up as Mabel poked at various other gizmos. Her eyes fell upon a helmet covered in blinking lights and knobs.

“Ooh, what does this do?”

Throwing caution to the wind, she strapped thee helmet to her head.

“…It’s not doing anything.”

Giving up on talking her out of fiddling with things, Pacifica tried to help.

“Maybe you have to twist this knob.”

Doing just that, the large headgear started humming.

“I still don’t think…”

Why is she so cute?

Mabel looked around, trying to find the source of that voice. It sounded like…

I mean, I never would have associated with her before. But she’s so much fun! And that dorky laugh of hers makes my day when I hear it.

Mabel had figured out what the helmet did. She was currently reading Pacifca’s mind as she poked various lights and buttons on the helmet.

And here I am, poking around some crazy guys lab of weirdness with her. This is basically breaking and entering! It’s like I can’t say no when she gives me that cute smile…”

Mabel removed the helmet, cheeks a rather impressive shade of red.

“Mabel? Are you okay?”

She thought for a second. And offered the helmet to Pacifica.

“Here. You try it.”

Pacifica was rather hesitant about putting some dusty gadget on her precious hair. But she shrugged and did it anyway.

I think you’re cute too, Paz.

She nearly gasped when Mabel’s voice invaded her head.

I’m sorry I read your thoughts like that. But it’s really flattering that a rich, popular girl like you likes a geek like me.

She removed the helmet, both girls standing there in awkward silence. Mabel was the one to break it.

“Do you maybe…wanna hang out as…well, on a possible date…sometime?”

Pacifica set the helmet aside, grabbing Mabel’s hand.

“You read my mind.”
“Get that thought out of your head, Jasper. Don’t even think about it. You don’t want them to lose that trust you’ve built.”

Jasper had been mopping the same spot on the floor for about 5 minutes. She was a bit distracted by a dozing Amethyst on the couch.

“She’ll probably wake up any second now. You shouldn’t risk it…ugh!”

Over the past 5 months, Jasper had bonded rather closely with Steven and Amethyst. The little half-human always invited her to watch his bizarre television program. He even convinced Garnet that Jasper could accompany him into town sometimes. And then there was Amethyst.

“But she’s right there. And she looks so…no! She is not cute. She’s a puny, undercooked, crass…sometimes sweet, fun…”

Besides Steven, Amethyst was the first Gem to actually attempt at bonding with their new teammate/sort-of prisoner. Mostly in the form of teasing nicknames like ‘Too Tall’ and ‘Nosy’. She wasn’t very good at them.

“Gems don’t even require sleep. She could wake up on command. And then I’d look like an idiot.”

Nicknames aside, Jasper enjoyed palling around with her. And, much to her annoyance, found herself having rather un-Jasper like thoughts about her.

“Just focus on your chores. She is not cute. She is not fun. Her laugh is not weirdly endearing. You didn’t keep that one piece of junk she gave you and hide it in your room…”

Se dropped the mop, marching over to the couch.

“Okay, here I am. Here. I. Am. Now is when I should do something. How does it go in the Quartz Child’s programs?”

She shook her head, looking down at the sleeping gem.

“One quick one. Steal it, get back to mopping, pretend it never happened.”

Taking a deep breath, she knelt  down so she could reach.

“Please don’t wake up.”

She leaned in…and hovered there.

“This is not going as planned.”

It was about get even more surprising. As proven when Amethyst sighed and grabbed her by the hair.

“It’s hard to sleep when you’re sitting there panicking where everyone can hear you. So take this and keep it down.”

She dragged her in those final few inches for the kiss she had been fretting about. And it was a good one too. She almost felt like asking for another when Amethyst finally released her.

“All you had to do was ask, Too Tall. Now try and keep it to a dull roar so I can sleep.”

She rolled over, leaving Jasper to stumble back and pick up her mop. She barely noticed when Steven walked in.

“Wow, Jasper. You’re actually smiling and no one is in pain. What happened?”

She quickly reapplied her typical scowl.

“Oh, nothing.”
I actually changed my avatar. I figured after almost 6 years here, I could use a new one.


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goeniz Featured By Owner 11 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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Cheers for the fave :3
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